December 2010
1 post
borgore in my life!
Dec 13th
November 2010
2 posts
chops
chops is the name of my kitten, and she just nibbled me. i hate you chops.
Nov 16th
Nov 16th
September 2010
1 post
i think i’m gunna start to use this more often again. i used to enjoy it!
Sep 7th
May 2010
1 post
dear tumblr.
i have not been on here in ages. dude, they don’t even have tumblarity anymore. heart = broken </3
May 11th
January 2010
2 posts
Jan 18th
Jan 18th
September 2009
1 post
Sep 3rd
July 2009
7 posts
Jul 10th
60 notes
Jul 7th
3 notes
Jul 5th
Jul 5th
reblogs
i think they look messy.
Jul 5th
Jul 5th
you're drunk
cakey: this software issweet as nipples. except you can ony transfer 10 songs at a time cos it is just the trial version after all...
amy: you're drunk
cakey: im only doing this so that i can dowload la roux's album without wiping my pod haha
amy: you're drunk
cakey: why
cakey: why am i
cakey: why am i amy
cakey: tell me
cakey: tell me now
amy: i'm trying to get you to reply in the right way
amy: you're drunk
cakey: im actually on crack.
cakey: so you
cakey: ARE WRONG
amy: OH YOU SO DONT GET IT
cakey: I SO DONT
amy: THINK ABOUT IT
amy: FAMILY GUY
amy: YOU RETARD
cakey: YOURE SEXY
amy: LMFAO THANK YOU
amy: CHRIST ALMIGHTY
Jul 4th
1 note
June 2009
66 posts
My tumblarity got halved again =[
(via alexxxtimestwo) man mine was near 300 and it’s droped to 75.
Jun 26th
“obviously there weren’t any blacks featured in ‘a knights...”
– me, on why there aren’t any blacks in the film ‘a knights tale’
Jun 26th
Listenfucking yes!
Jun 22nd
Jun 22nd
TELL SLATER NOT TO WASH HIS DICK
(via biancauseyourtelescope) i have not listened to that in so long
Jun 22nd
Jun 22nd
amy     says: lmfao. matthew says, "you can have a poei=c5wxs15rsdx"
cakey says: a what
amy     says: have a PIECE, if you want it.
cakey says: piece of what... herpes??
amy     says: herpes
cakey says: ESWWW
amy     says: yes. im gonna bring some herpes-coated starburst for you tomorrow
Jun 22nd
Jun 22nd
Jun 22nd
armando ianucci
“why did i think it was hilarious to hold a melon and a bowl of pate up to my chest and say ‘look! im a lady!’”
Jun 21st
Jun 21st
panda bear
cakey says: oh hmph. be gone, smoker!
(I,II) says: lol. no im not going down the shop now
cakey says: http://14.media.tumblr.com/lYmHP0rXnozou3a0JxkfXfLSo1_500.jpg. why aren't you?
(I,II) says: because your words have upset me like the little panda bear
Jun 21st
1 note
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Jun 21st
Jun 21st
Jun 21st
Mine and Thumb's Theory on 'The Boy With The Odd...
cakey says: he looks uncomfortable. why hasn't he got a willy?
(I,II) says: i think his legs are fucking tiny
cakey says: yeah
(I,II) says: ah! look at his side, on the left. the pixels seem a little too sharp. i reckons its shooped
cakey says: you think his body is shopped?
(I,II) says: look how tiny his hips are. yeah it has to be. it looks really bizzare; the size of his head and shoulders then his hips. its bizzare. his head is actually bigger than his hips. thats bizzare dont show me those things again lol
Jun 21st
Jun 21st
post me your myspaces?
Jun 21st
Jun 20th
Jun 20th
Jun 20th
michael mcintyre
saaamm: —amyy: saaamm: —amyy: saaamm: win. even if his show tonight is purely about taking the piss out of my city. it was so funny! i’m from birmingham, i’m not even gonna lie, the fact he was taking the piss out of it tonight makes it even more funny. birmingham is a shithole… where are you from? i’m from near wolverhampton and walsall. Hilarious tonight. the man in the meat van!...
Jun 20th
Jun 20th
food matters.
i swear to god i am always needing food. especially if someone starts to speak to me on msn, i get the random urge for something to eat haha. i’m not a bloater if that’s what you think. i’m just constantly hungry. it’s a very strange sensation.
Jun 20th
Jun 20th
Jun 19th
lee evans
me: have you heard the bit where he is talking about saying thank you to cars at pedestrian crossings? thats my favouritye bit. the way he says it
amy: LOL
me: THANK YOU VERREH MOOCH. THANKYEW EVAR SO MOOCH FER STOPPIN
amy: OH THANK YOU SO! MUCH for letting me cross! LMFAO
literally in bits just thinking about it.
Jun 18th
amydale: therecoveringcyclist: —amyy: for some reason, i have a nipple erection right now. Honest to God, I love the folks I follow on here. You don’t know her, trust me, she gets funnier. it’s true.
Jun 18th
for some reason, i have a nipple erection right now.
Jun 18th
i genuinely
don’t have anyone in the world who i can talk to… i have like 3 friends. none of them can be bothered to see me except amy dale, but she lives in scarborough. i’m so upset at the moment.
Jun 18th
“you think you’re so cool ‘cos you can pee with your penis… and...”
– rob schneider
Jun 18th
i really can't stand
arguing with my boyfriend. sometimes he scares me.
Jun 18th
Jun 18th
Jun 18th
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10TH JULY
TUMBLR MEETING AT BHAM NEW STREET @ 11AM REBLOG.
Jun 18th